I'm Big News

I was going to post in General Discussion, hoping we had an introductions thread, but no neckbeard has set one up yet. Then I realized, "hey, I'm News!" So, yeah, Red Fi... er... Andrew, reporting in.

P.S. Josh and I talked about hot military chicks today.

P.P.S. Should I let the moose loose to this fiasco?

Dear Pvt. Cowboy,

We're glad to have you on board. Feel free to get yourself settled in, and grab some chow. Also feel free to bring in the Moose. More the merrier I say.

In the meantime, I saw your Halloween costume (nearly 3 months prior you psycho). You have sweet forearm veins.

Welcome to the party, pal.

XOXO

James Pigstick

Dear Gen. Spartan,

Thanks. I masturbate a lot.

XOXO


SoulBlade213

Dear Burgerdeer General Hot Toes,

I'm glad you're on here, and even more glad that you pull your hot dog and developed killer forearms as a result. Have you perused the photo section of this forum to check out the working cover are for my book?

You should run with us one of these days, and stop being a prude. I'd love to hear your stories from abroad.

XOXO

James

PS I know how to spell "brigadier"

I, too, have overly developed forearms with admirable vascularity.

And my palms are hairy.

XOXO

Pkt

PS - Hot military chicks only like other hot military chicks. Sorry to burst your bubble. Might as well put that image in your spank bank for a later forearm workout anyway.

PS - Instead of making an intro thread, I made added whole new forum.

Seriously though, I did add one.

XOXO

I intentionally grew hair on my palms. Not because swinging my sword is a curse, but because I wanted it to feel like I was banging a bear-skin rug. It works.

Duly noted.